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A feminine figure can often be distinguished pulling up weeds in the side garden of a trailer in Bonners Ferry. One of the folks who live here determinedly argues that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Bonners Ferry. Whatever people exclaim, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to run into after midnight.
An extremely large boar can be spotted repeatedly by a man canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Bonners Ferry.
The spirit of a woman with a name engraved into her arm has now and then been observed seated in a beanbag in an apartment in Bonners Ferry.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears is every now and then witnessed gazing crossly at the witness next to a streetlight in Bonners Ferry. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
A big frightening beast has been seen on numerous occasions in Paradise
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Valley at midnight going nuts.
A gigantic mouse was observed before sunrise checking out North Bench.
A space invader showed up downing water from Leslie Springs before sunrise.
The alien pilot of a UFO was observed destroying a shoe at Erickson Dam before sunrise.
The spirit of a bound up lady showed up in the middle of
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Bane Creek trying to find a map. The ghost did not seem to be scared by the eye witnesses. Several of the folks here say this spirit may perhaps be a well-known days gone by dweller of Bonners Ferry.
An alien from planet Saturn was witnessed by Deer Lake Swamp sipping paint.
A gigantic tiger was perceived glancing at the panorama from the apex of Black Mountain before dawn.
Nicolaus Copernicus has regularly been observed in Deep Creek Picnic Area late in the night hauling a corpse across the ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonners Ferry
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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