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A knight's armor with no human inside may sometimes be perceived in a deserted location outside Boise.

A moderately see-through man clad as the captain of a ship was observed walking next to a gloomy highway close to Boise. The witness fled right after he noticed the phantom. Well, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.

A space man from Jupiter was noticed dispatching a parcel at a Boise post office.

An alien from another world came into sight looking crossly at the onlooker on the shore of Boise Cascade Lake.

A big menacing ghost was seen by Crane Creek shouting at the watcher to beat it. When the viewer came into view the ghost fled. Several of the folks here argue this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Boise some time ago.

The phantom of a chained up man was noticed going wild in Ann Morrison Park late at night. The ghost mumbled about avenging a slaying.

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    martian commander of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been made out in Boise Valley before sunrise scooping out a gap.

A very large cat is frequently witnessed burning a book down by Terteling Springs at night.

The ghost of a hobo has been observed on many occasions verbalizing into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
  In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that should be kept away from.

A space invader from planet Saturn can be perceived repeatedly looking through apartment windows in Boise around midnight.

An extraterrestrial from another solar system has occasionally been observed outside Eagle Island State Park devouring a burger.

A colossal hippopotamus is every now and then seen watching movies in a Boise living room before sunrise.

An enormous iguana has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances browsing through garbage cans on a Boise residential street.

The Wizard of Oz can occasionally be seen floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Boise.

A massive sheep has regularly been witnessed in an autopart store in the Boise area.

The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is frequently observed trying on a jacket in a Boise trailer.

William Shakespeare has purportedly been noticed on a small number of instances crawling up from a manhole on a Boise road before dawn.

The ghost of a youthful
female soaked in blood can be spotted time and again nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Boise. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a local resident who used to have a home here in Boise.

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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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