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These are some lies we made up about Blackfoot.
A Triceratops has regularly been distinguished examining Lemhi Pass in detail late at night.
The spirit of a mailman is repeatedly witnessed twinkling a lantern up on the apex of Baldy Knoll. Several of the people who live here argue this phantom is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Blackfoot local person.
A gigantic kid has been seen on one or two occasions terrifying people in Hells Half Acre late in the night.
A feminine person can regularly be observed late at night glancing across Morgans Pasture. Regardless of what, this phantom undoubtedly is scary; one that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
An alien from another solar system may be seen repeatedly relaxing on a sofa in a home in close proximity to Blackfoot.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then been made out at midnight hurrying after a passing Ford on a shady road near Blackfoot.
The alien commander of a flying saucer is occasionally witnessed
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mowing the lawn in the side garden of a trailer in Blackfoot.
The spirit of a female with satanic symbols carved into her leg has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions taking a rest on a stool in a flat in Blackfoot.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nostrils may occasionally be made out near the entrance to Craters Of
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The Moon National Monument throwing chunks of concrete.
An martian traveler from another planet was distinguished walking from apartment to apartment before dawn on a Blackfoot residential street.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her neck came into sight rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Blackfoot residence in the early morning hours before sunrise. The spirit was unconcerned that there was someone other in attendance.
A huge porcupine came into sight staring at people in a Blackfoot trailer through a window.
Marco Polo was seen hitch-hiking by the side of a murky road near Blackfoot.
The spirit of a chained up lady was noticed sipping regular from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Blackfoot. When the watcher emerged the ghost ran off. It's been declared that this individual ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Blackfoot many years ago.
A space invader from deep space has regularly been made out discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was there.
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martian technician of a flying saucer has purportedly been made out on a few instances walking a German Shepherd late in the night on a murky Blackfoot residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackfoot
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Ghost Sightings From Blackfoot
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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