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These are some lies we made up about Bern.
A lady with a sea-green face is known to have been spotted on a handful of occasions smoking a pipe in Bear Hollow before sunrise. In any case, it is in all certainty a creepy spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A giant moose can be perceived time and again in Dingle Swamp Wildlife Habitat Area very late at night reading a book.
Ludwig van Beethoven has from time to time been made out on the summit of South Hill at midnight looking at the panorama.
A colossal hare is from time to time spotted weeping down by Crystal Spring on a dark night.
A space man from planet Saturn has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances in the center of Emigration Creek looking.
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Ghost Sightings From Bern
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Ghost Sightings From Bern
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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