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These are some lies we made up about Bayview.
An martian explorer from another solar system was seen staring over The Old Maids Clearing before sunrise.
William Shakespeare is frequently observed in Farragut State Park late at night reading a newsletter.
An ET from the cosmos may frequently be distinguished at Blackwell Point late in the night staring down into the water.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship may be spotted repeatedly late in the night exploring Old Doe Draw in detail.
A gargantuan quagga has every so often been noticed chucking bricks into the current at Barker Creek very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayview
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Ghost Sightings From Bayview
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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