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These are some lies we made up about Basalt.
A colossal ermine materialized in a Basalt mobile home.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived up on the pinnacle of The Butte digging an opening.
An martian traveler from another world was distinguished devastating a hat by Cedar Creek.
A sizeable creepy beast has frequently been spotted pacing by the side of a desolate road near Basalt.
A youthful girl sporting a bloody dress is repeatedly distinguished appearing in a closet mirror. A local woman says that this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Basalt. Either way, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Basalt
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Ghost Sightings From Basalt
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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