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These are some lies we made up about Banks.
The Pied Piper was made out in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering over the North Fork Range.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was spotted going out of control down at Hot Springs very late at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world was seen in a Banks apartment.
A man having the head of a devil has repeatedly been witnessed drifting along Anderson Creek in the early morning hours. In any event, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to encounter.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions swallowing blood from a cup up on Bear Wallow Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Banks
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Ghost Sightings From Banks
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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