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A space alien from deep space has allegedly been seen on several occasions heaving chunks of concrete into the stream at Eighteenmile Creek very late at night.

A woman on fire, carrying a kerosene bottle can once in a while be spotted gazing over Little Flat around midnight. Folks who have observed this ghost claim this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated former time resident of Bancroft.

A very large rabbit was perceived at the stroke of midnight studying Little Flat Canyon in detail.

A cyclop emerged looking bloodcurdling near Clark Spring at the stroke of midnight.

The ghost of a planter wearing a hat was perceived gazing at the panorama from the peak of Petticoat Peak in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is made out very frequently in close proximity. No matter what folks verbalize, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to run into.

 

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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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