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These are some lies we made up about Ashton.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy is often distinguished waving to cars alongside a shady highway in close proximity to Ashton.
An extraterrestrial from space has allegedly been perceived on a small number of instances sending a box at an Ashton post office.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object may regularly be spotted chucking pieces of wood into the current at Blue Creek after midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster may be distinguished time and again looking at the water by Cherry Dam at midnight.
A colossal mandrill has once in a while been observed checking out Coleman Canyon in detail in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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