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These are some lies we made up about Arco.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft materialized marching through an Arco vicinity cemetery.
A partly translucent guy dressed as the skipper of a ship was perceived repositioning orbs around in Craters Of The Moon National Monument at the ranger station. Several people around here have had matching sightings with a similar ghost.
The Pied Piper has often been spotted in Bottolfsen Park at midnight pulling a cadaver through some bushes.
A huge jerboa is frequently spotted on the peak of Arco Peak before dawn glancing at the panorama.
The phantom of a young-looking man dressed in a confederate uniform may repeatedly be perceived exploring Big Lost River Valley in detail late at night. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to run into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Arco
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Ghost Sightings From Arco
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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