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A colossal gazelle is regularly perceived striding through a flat in American Falls.
The ghost of a guy having on a military outfit has been made out on a handful of instances mounted on a steed alongside a road near American Falls. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy can frequently be noticed heaving boulders up on Eagle Rock.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head may be made out very frequently in Massacre Rocks State Park at midnight piling pebbles. A number of of the people who live here claim this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in American Falls a long time ago. Any which way, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
Aristotle has sometimes been distinguished destroying a glove at Massacre Rocks State Park.
An ET from outer space is sometimes
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made out trying to locate a hat down near Davis Springs around midnight.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship may sometimes be made out on a dark night gazing across Cedar Field.
A space invader from Saturn is often observed around midnight examining Ferry Hollow in detail.
An enormous civet has supposedly been witnessed
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on numerous occasions at Cold Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving bricks into the current.
A Centrosaurus may regularly be made out by Register Rock reading a pamphlet.
A space invader from space can be distinguished very frequently by American Falls Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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