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These are some lies we made up about Almo.
A space man from the cosmos appeared gobbling a chicken drumstick in City Of Rocks National Reserve by the ranger station.
The spirit of a woman with a plastic bag bound around her head was perceived smoking a cigar in Big Cove very late at night. This precise spirit has been observed very frequently in this zone. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
A big creepy giant became visible verbalizing into the night down near Heath Spring late in the night.
A half transparent man dressed as the captain of a craft was witnessed flying over the Castle Rocks at night. There are further descriptions concerning this ghost in the area.
A gargantuan gemsbok has frequently been seen gripping a headbone up on Cache Peak.
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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