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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
A very large lemur may regularly be spotted late in the night checking out Brim Canyon in detail.
The Loch Ness Monster can be perceived frequently laundering a blood-covered cloth in Bennett Spring late in the night.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head is every now and then spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise soaring across Connor Flat. Locals here who have seen this spirit declare this spirit is that of a local who lived here in Albion long ago.
A very large mandrill may every now and then be made out at midnight drifting along on Amos Creek.
A gargantuan mongoose was perceived riding on a horse by a road close to Albion.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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