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These are some lies we made up about Aberdeen.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant was noticed screaming before dawn on a lawn in Aberdeen.
A lady with a semi translucent body emerged staring over Ryegrass Flat in the early morning hours. The phantom was gobbled up by the thin air after being noticed. One of the people who live here decisively asserts that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Aberdeen local resident. In any case, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a law enforcement outfit was distinguished shining a light in Sterling Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight. Being frightened by the observers the ghost fled into the night.
A space invader from another planet materialized in Little Hole Draw in the early morning hours frightening folks.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a large white mustache was observed gazing down into the water at Big Hole late at night. This particular phantom has
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been spotted very frequently in this place. Regardless of what folks express, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at midnight.
A space man was observed at night floating by on Portneuf River.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has often been perceived seated at a table in an Aberdeen mobile home looking furiously at the eye witness.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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