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These are some lies we made up about Woodrow.
A space invader was seen at midnight floating by on East Fork Plumb Bush Creek.
A colossal koodoo has often been perceived in a Woodrow area shoe store, walking the aisles.
A decapitated man is often witnessed resting at a coffee table in a Woodrow trailer looking for someone.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances mounted on a pony down a highway near Woodrow.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-splattered uniform may often be noticed staggering through a house outside Woodrow.
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Ghost Sightings From Woodrow
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Ghost Sightings From Woodrow
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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