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These are some lies we made up about Victor.
The spirit of an 11 foot tall huge person was noticed by Altman Dam late in the night looking at the water. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being witnessed. Several of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Victor in the past.
A very large fish came into view in a Victor secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the halls.
A space alien from another world was perceived on the summit of Beacon Hill at night staring at the sight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished carving a gap in Aregua Gulch in the early morning hours.
A giant mouse has frequently been noticed in a mirror in a Victor home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Victor
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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