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The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed in a bloody dress has frequently been spotted drifting along Little Bear Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. A lot of people who live here declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening people who come seeking ghosts in Two Buttes. Regardless of what, it's a creepy phantom that you don't want to bump into on a dark night.
A beheaded woman has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions sending a package at a Two Buttes post office. Whatever folks exclaim, it indisputably is a scary ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to run into.
The spirit of a nine feet high colossal giant may regularly be spotted drinking fuel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Two Buttes. People who have seen this ghost declare this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Two Buttes some time ago.
A space man from another planet has once in a while been observed conversing
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into the night as if someone else was present.
A very large muskrat is sometimes spotted peeping through building windows in Two Buttes in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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