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These are some lies we made up about Trinidad.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her neck can be made out often seated on the floor in a flat in close proximity to Trinidad.
An extremely large yak has sometimes been observed yelling at the onlooker to leave in Central Park before sunrise.
Little Red Riding Hood is now and then noticed by Prospect Point going crazy.
An enormous dog has allegedly been witnessed on several instances gazing at the water by Pinon Canyon Dam Colorado before sunrise.
Leonardo da Vinci can now and then be perceived at night rushing after a passing Toyota on a dark road next to Trinidad.
The phantom of a chained up woman was spotted in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours. Additional people in the vicinity have had similar occurrences involving an identical ghost.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy emerged on a dark night studying Carpios Canyon in detail.
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space man was spotted smoking a cigar in the center of China Creek.
An enormous alpaca came into sight reading a pamphlet next to Bell Spring after midnight.
A cyclop was witnessed monitoring the scenery from the top of Fishers Peak around midnight.
An alien explorer from space was made out crying near Lathrop State Park.
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space invader from another part of the galaxy has regularly been spotted in Capulin Volcano National Monument right by the park headquarters howling.
A giant armadillo is frequently seen by a woman fishing by a lake close to Trinidad.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun is known to have been observed on numerous occasions sitting on a sofa in a trailer in Trinidad. Nevertheless, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that should be shunned.
A space alien may frequently be noticed meditating under a lamppost in Trinidad.
A lady clutching her head beneath her arm may be witnessed very often staggering from house to house very late at night on a Trinidad residential street. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that is rather not upset.
The martian technician of a UFO has every now and then been witnessed rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Trinidad home before sunrise.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon is once in a while observed resting at a table in a Trinidad building.
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martian tourist from outer space has allegedly been observed on frequent instances in a deserted place in close proximity to Trinidad.
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Ghost Sightings From Trinidad
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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