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The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has regularly been perceived drifting along Boxelder Creek in the early morning hours. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Timnath local person.
The ghost of a youthful woman outfitted as a house keeper is regularly observed late at night running after a passing Buick on a murky highway in the vicinity of Timnath. Regardless of what, it's a creepy phantom that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
A gargantuan otter may frequently be noticed pulling up weeds in the front yard of a trailer in Timnath.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has sometimes been spotted on the shore of Lindenmeier Lake articulating into the night. No matter what people state, it's sure a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A frightening beast is now and then witnessed staring at the water by Boyd Lake Dam late at night.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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