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These are some lies we made up about Springfield.
The ghost of a planter in a worn straw hat can be observed frequently crying out names of people by Cat Creek. One of the residents strongly says that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Springfield resident. One thing is for certain, this is a nasty ghost that should be avoided.
The spirit of a young air force pilot has every now and then been noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Fern Canyon in detail.
A young girl sporting a bloody wedding dress is every now and then witnessed standing by a desolate road near Springfield. Several of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Springfield a long time ago.
A space man from Pluto has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions howling at the viewer to go away in Black Mesa State Park by the ranger station.
An ET from space was seen mounted on a scooter on a gloomy road close to Springfield.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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