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An extraterrestrial has every now and then been witnessed glugging down gasoline from a gas pump at a gas station in Rocky Ford.

The martian captain of an unidentified flying object is once in a while spotted guzzling blood from a beaker at Dye Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
    
A giant prairie dog has been made out on numerous occasions walking a Saint Bernard at the stroke of midnight on a shady Rocky Ford avenue.

The ghost of a young air force pilot was witnessed in Patterson Hollow at night guzzling water. The eye witness became frightened and escaped.

A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered wedding dress showed up at Timpas Creek late at night throwing rocks into the current. The ghost did not seem to be worried by the onlookers. Residents claim that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Rocky Ford. In any case, this is an unfriendly spirit that should be steered clear of.

An alien tourist from another galaxy was witnessed watching TV in a Rocky Ford living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
 

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