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The martian navigator of a flying saucer emerged staying in an empty home in Red Cliff.
A Stegosaurus was perceived traveling on a low rider on a shady road in the neighborhood of Red Cliff.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy was made out enjoying the panorama at Bolts Lake Dam after midnight.
A space alien from planet Mercury has often been observed fishing from the shore of Bolts Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge kid is repeatedly noticed drifting down on Cross Creek around midnight.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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