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These are some lies we made up about Rand.
A huge fox has repeatedly been observed sipping water from Road Spring after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from space is repeatedly perceived turning toward the onlooker in Badgero Creek.
A big menacing ogre has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions on the water's edge of Lake Roslyn yelling at the witness to beat it.
The ghost of an aged witch may often be witnessed in Buffalo Pass in the early morning hours heaving chunks of concrete. If you listen to the residents, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Rand many years ago. In any case, it's undeniably a menacing spirit that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship can be noticed very frequently on the top of Aspen Knoll around midnight observing the panorama.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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