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These are some lies we made up about Pueblo.
Alexander the Great showed up scrutinizing Bear Gulch in detail very late at night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was noticed staring at the view from the peak of Big Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A woman without a head emerged downing water next to Nussbaum Spring in the early morning hours. Many people nearby have had equivalent events with a similar ghost. Folks here argue that this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Pueblo in the past. Regardless of what people say, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
A massive donkey was spotted in a home close to Pueblo.
The Abominable Snowman was perceived in Bessemer Park at night concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A gentleman without a head has often been made out in a Pueblo area shoe store, marching the aisles.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his right
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hand is often distinguished by Dry Creek holding a human headbone.
An alien may often be made out looking at the water by Comanche Dam after midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world may be made out repeatedly near the water at Comanche Reservoir attempting to articulate something.
An alien from planet Neptune has
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now and then been spotted struggling to grasp something at Pueblo State Park.
A huge fawn is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances shining a lamp before dawn on a lawn in Pueblo.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can every so often be noticed reflecting by the entrance to Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument.
The ghost of an aged female carrying a firearm is repeatedly made out sitting at a table in a Pueblo house shuffling orbs about. A local man claims that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying folks who have the guts to upset the peace in Pueblo. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An ET has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions striding through a residence in Pueblo.
An enormous rhinoceros may repeatedly be noticed mounted on a steed alongside a highway in the neighborhood of Pueblo.
A large frightening monster may be observed over and over again pacing through a home near Pueblo.
An martian tourist from another part of
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the galaxy has once in a while been distinguished pacing through a Pueblo area burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Pueblo
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Ghost Sightings From Pueblo
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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