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A space alien from outer space has often been made out in Armstrong Canyon on a dark night flinging chunks of concrete.

The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is regularly made out looking over Chicago Park at the stroke of midnight.

A very large alpaca has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions mounding chunks of concrete by a wild highway in close proximity to Pitkin at the stroke of midnight.
An alien voyager from space may repeatedly be made out in the middle of Bonnie Creek glugging down blood from a glass.

A space man from another solar system can be distinguished frequently munching on a burger down at Lower Waunita Hot Springs before sunrise.


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