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The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object appeared riding on a steed by the side of a road close to Phippsburg.
A giant warthog was seen smoking a cigar in Mule Gulch on a dark night.
A gigantic dormouse came into sight at Allen Basin District Ditch very late at night hurling boulders into the current.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space was spotted wandering through a flat close to Phippsburg.
A big creepy ghost was noticed staring at the water by Allen Basin Dam before dawn. This spirit is exceptionally active in this area; there have been frequent additional reports of this particular spirit.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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