Paonia

 
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A man with a sword in his head appeared after midnight exploring Coal Gulch in detail. When observed the ghost approached the observer who then ran off.

The spirit of a mailman was made out in Northfork Miners Memorial late at night hauling a dead body over rocks. This exact ghost has been distinguished very often in this neighborhood.

A space invader from planet Pluto was seen scaring folks next to a secluded road close to Paonia at night.
    
A space invader from another galaxy has repeatedly been seen around midnight looking over The Basin.

An Allosaurus is frequently perceived looking at the sight from the summit of Bone Mesa very late at night.

A massive impala can regularly be noticed at Bruce Park Dam before sunrise looking wrathfully at the observer.

An extraterrestrial can be seen repeatedly beside Bell Creek Springs around midnight going mad.

 

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