Paonia   These are some lies we made up about Paonia. A space man has from time to time been noticed very late at night studying Coal Gulch in detail. A very large salamander has been made out on one or two occasions in Northfork Miners Memorial on a dark night concealing a body by a large rock.      A colossal mule can from time to time be made out peeping through residence windows in Paonia late in the night. The martian navigator of a UFO was witnessed staring across The Basin before dawn. A giant gila monster became visible looking at the panorama from the pinnacle of Bone Mesa late in the night. A decapitated woman was seen at Bruce Park Dam very late at night taking pleasure in the landscape. Freaked out by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the darkness.   More Lies About Paonia On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Paonia Submit a lie about Paonia, Colorado: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Colorado Fun things to do in and near Paonia. Other untruthful towns near Paonia, Colorado: Crawford, Colorado, 10 miles away Hotchkiss, Colorado, 12 miles away Somerset, Colorado, 20 miles away Cedaredge, Colorado, 23 miles away Eckert, Colorado, 26 miles away Austin, Colorado, 27 miles away Cimarron, Colorado, 32 miles away Montrose, Colorado, 32 miles away Olathe, Colorado, 33 miles away Collbran, Colorado, 33 miles away Ghost Sightings From Paonia