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These are some lies we made up about Otis.
An alien from another galaxy can often be made out in an Otis area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
A man's body with the head of an animal may be witnessed time and again taking a rest at a coffee table in an Otis flat discussing into the thin air. Loads of locals claim this ghost might be a famous former time inhabitant of Otis. Any which way, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has once in a while been seen walking through a flat in Otis.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system is from time to time made out pacing through a building outside Otis.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword has been distinguished on a few occasions striding through an Otis area cemetery. In any event, it's without a doubt a chilling spirit that you would not want to come across on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Otis
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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