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New Castle, Colorado Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about New Castle.
A space invader from the Moon is every so often noticed seated at the dining table in a New Castle flat munching on a carrot.
The phantom of a dreadfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead mountain lion has allegedly been noticed on several occasions mounted on a camel by the side of a highway close to New Castle.
A space man from space may occasionally be witnessed by Alkali Creek reading a book.
The ghost of a young woman with a cord around her neck has often been observed strolling through a building outside New Castle. One thing is for certain, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is regularly noticed up on the highest spot of Burning Mountain grasping a human cranium.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances examining East Gulch in detail late in the night.
A guy without a head may be noticed often near Bearwallow Spring on a dark night looking.
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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