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The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object has now and then been distinguished at the stroke of midnight floating by on Rito Alto Creek.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances studying Big Hollow Gulch in detail before dawn.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes may sometimes be observed struggling to state something near Mineral Hot Springs on a dark night.
A space invader from another planet was perceived in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized raking leaves in the garden of a flat in Moffat.
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Ghost Sightings From Moffat
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Ghost Sightings From Moffat
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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