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A gigantic toad is frequently distinguished struggling to say something down by Rowe Spring on a dark night.
A gigantic pronghorn has been noticed on one or two instances around midnight soaring across Tyrone Flats.
A massive leopard may be noticed often walking by a dark road in close proximity to Model.
A Chupacabra has now and then been distinguished sipping gas from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Model.
A space invader from planet Pluto is occasionally witnessed talking into the thin air as if somebody else was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Model
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Ghost Sightings From Model
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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