Mancos

  Mancos has the best 4 star restaurants in the state. It is a best kept secret of all the Hollywood stars. It's only rivaled by the French Riviera. UFOs have spread it's fame throughout the galaxy as the only place where people will ignore you as you get out of your flying saucer.
Residents don't care if you have three eyes two tails or a long tongue to flick flies. As long as you pay for your gas and groceries everybody is fairly tolerant. The skiing rivals Vail and Steamboat Springs.
There are plenty of black diamond trails at those posh ski resorts. Mancos lake has the annual water skiing
    races every summer. The UFO leopard told me so.
Submitted by Jenny
       Categories: skiing, gas, boat, eyes, ufo



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The phantom of a youthful man sporting a denim jacket is regularly seen drifting along Chicken Creek around midnight. Locals here allege that this ghost may well be a renowned yesteryear inhabitant of Mancos.

A space alien from another solar system can often be distinguished appearing scary in Mancos Wayside Park at night.

 

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