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These are some lies we made up about Longmont.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances in a trailer next to Longmont.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object may often be spotted hiding a cadaver by a large boulder in Collyer Park in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a surgeon with a bloody uniform can be noticed frequently before sunrise flying over Mullen Park.
A lady with her head and both arms amputated has sometimes been noticed searching for a bag by a parked Jeep in a Longmont parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal buffalo is every so often seen on the peak of Gun Barrel Hill on a dark night watching the view.
Ferdinand Magellan has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions consuming a cracker before sunrise by a vending machine in Longmont.
An alien explorer from another solar system can once in a while be distinguished in Culver Gulch late in the night
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smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a blood-splattered knife has frequently been distinguished throwing pieces of wood into Boulder Reservoir in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a civil war warrior is repeatedly seen by Coal Creek trying to locate someone.
The spirit of a badly charred lady has
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purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions hauling a human cranium at Boulder Dam after midnight.
The spirit of an engine driver may be made out often seated at a coffee table in a Longmont apartment shouting. Folks who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Longmont many years ago.
A colossal hartebeest has now and then been perceived riding on a donkey down a highway close to Longmont.
A dinosaur is from time to time observed right by Barbour Ponds State Park attempting to say something.
A space man from another solar system has supposedly been seen on many instances pacing through a building in the vicinity of Longmont.
An enormous pig may sometimes be made out at a coin operated phone in Longmont using the telephone.
A gargantuan wildcat was noticed crying out people's names in Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument right by the park headquarters.
A woman devoid of a head emerged strolling through a Longmont area burial ground. The ghost mentioned avenging
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Ghost Sightings From Longmont
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Ghost Sightings From Longmont
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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