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These are some lies we made up about La Junta.
A form with a skeleton face sporting murky robes may be observed over and over again in a La Junta residence.
Socrates has sometimes been distinguished hauling a dead body from the cold water of East Fork Hoe Ranch Arroyo in the early morning hours.
A gigantic grizzly bear has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
A woman having a sword in her head may every so often be perceived resting on a bench in a flat right next door to La Junta. In any event, it's undeniably a scary ghost that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A dinosaur is frequently perceived before dawn chasing a passing Jeep on a shady road in close proximity to La Junta.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian combatant has purportedly been made out on many occasions staring at Capulin Volcano National Monument.
The phantom of a tough lumberjack gripping a large axe can regularly be witnessed
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cutting grass in the yard of a mobile home in La Junta.
An alien voyager from another solar system may be made out time and again by an old man hiking along a trail near La Junta.
A space alien from space has from time to time been witnessed resting in a beanbag in a mobile home in La Junta.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship
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is once in a while noticed striding from building to building at the stroke of midnight on a La Junta residential street.
A giant ox has been noticed on a handful of instances going through a freezer in the kitchen of a La Junta mobile home on a dark night.
An alien explorer from the cosmos can sometimes be made out gazing at folks in a La Junta home through a window.
The frightening ghost of a Viking was witnessed walking by the side of a shadowy highway next to La Junta. Additional accounts of this phantom have been described. Loads of people who live here say this ghost loves frightening folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the peace in La Junta.
A man that transformed into a vampire materialized dispatching a postcard at a La Junta post office. Numerous folks close by have had identical sightings involving a quite similar ghost. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a pregnant female was seen gulping diesel from a gas pump
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at a fuel station in La Junta. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished very frequently in close proximity. People argue that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in La Junta long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From La Junta
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Ghost Sightings From La Junta
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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