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These are some lies we made up about Kittredge.
The martian navigator of a UFO was distinguished turning toward the watcher in Bell Park after midnight.
A fluorescent human character came into sight by Evergreen Dam before sunrise staring at the water. The eye witness freaked out and ran off.
The phantom of a pregnant lady was noticed trimming bushes in the back garden of a trailer in Kittredge. The ghost reacted to the bystander.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy was observed by a guy hunting in a forest right next door to Kittredge.
Aladdin was witnessed up on the apex of Bald Mountain stacking boulders.
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Ghost Sightings From Kittredge
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Ghost Sightings From Kittredge
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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