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An extraterrestrial is regularly witnessed thinking in the center of Gopher Creek.
The ghost of an 11 foot high massive man is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances seeking a hat under a parked Ford in a Kiowa parking lot late in the night. Residents here who have distinguished this phantom assert this phantom is the stressed spirit of a long departed Kiowa local person. Whichever way, it's a scary ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of an adolescent girl may often be observed in a Kiowa area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
A character with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes has sometimes been made out appearing bloodcurdling on a dark night on a sidewalk in Kiowa. People here say that this phantom is that of a local person who existed here in Kiowa some decades ago. In any case, it without a doubt is a scary ghost that should be let alone.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is occasionally observed in Barr Lake State Park outside the park headquarters looking angrily at the onlooker.
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Ghost Sightings From Kiowa
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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