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These are some lies we made up about Grand Lake.
A space invader from another solar system was observed staying in an uninhabited manor in Grand Lake.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen in Shadow Mountain National Recreation Area around midnight covering a dead body by a large boulder.
The ghost of a strapped up female came into view being carried by a low rider on a shadowy road close to Grand Lake. The appearance of the bystander scared the ghost who then disappeared. One thing is for certain, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
A gigantic llama was observed staring down into the water at Columbine Bay before dawn.
An martian traveler from another galaxy was witnessed drifting down on Columbine Creek late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Grand Lake
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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