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These are some lies we made up about Gill.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions reading a tabloid at Briscoe Lake Dam before sunrise.
An alien from planet Pluto may once in a while be witnessed trying to find someone on the water's edge of Briscoe Lake.
An enormous gila monster has often been noticed very late at night exploring Pleasant Valley in detail.
An alien from another solar system is repeatedly distinguished at midnight floating down Cache la Poudre River.
The spirit of a guy with letters etched into his foot has supposedly been observed on several instances staring over The Delta in the early morning hours. In any event, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Gill
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Ghost Sightings From Gill
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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