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These are some lies we made up about Franktown.
A very large muskrat was noticed at Old Castlewood Dam before dawn reading a newsletter.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space became visible by Antelope Creek searching for someone.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing was observed checking out Bayou Gulch in detail in the early morning hours. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being seen.
Vincent van Gogh emerged performing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Franktown apartment.
A headless lady was seen in a Franktown school at midnight staggering the hallways. When spotted the ghost came near the bystander who then escaped. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Franktown. One thing's for sure, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter at midnight.
A space invader from another solar system was perceived in a mirror in a Franktown apartment; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A very large cheetah has regularly been seen in a home next to Franktown.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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