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These are some lies we made up about Fairplay.
An enormous hyena has purportedly been made out on a small number of instances by Beaver Creek going berserk.
A gargantuan hog can from time to time be noticed trying on a shirt in a Fairplay house.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has often been seen down by Rhodes Warm Spring before sunrise trashing a shoe.
A space invader from another planet is regularly made out on a dark night glancing over High Park.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has supposedly been spotted on numerous instances on the summit of Round Hill at night gazing at the panorama. No matter what folks exclaim, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairplay
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Ghost Sightings From Fairplay
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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