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The ghost of a farmer in a straw hat has repeatedly been observed crying out names of people right by the entrance to Barbour Ponds State Park. Locals declare that this ghost enjoys scaring folks who come trying to find ghosts in Evergreen. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
An alien from another solar system is known to have been noticed on many instances in Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument quite near the ranger station appearing scary.
A space man may regularly be distinguished searching through trash cans on an Evergreen street.
An extremely large ground hog may be witnessed very frequently hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Evergreen.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is every now and then witnessed staring at an old man slumbering on a couch in a mobile home in Evergreen.
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Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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