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A very large bighorn was witnessed eating a piece of bread in the middle of a deserted highway in close proximity to Estes Park very late at night.
An alien voyager from another galaxy appeared standing by a wild highway close to Estes Park.
A guy with the head of a devil was observed in Rocky Mountain National Park quite near the park headquarters articulating into the night. The ghost was ingested by the thin air after being perceived.
Nicolaus Copernicus was seen being carried by a scooter on a gloomy road close to Estes Park.
A fairly decayed human body has frequently been made out glancing at the view from the apex of Castle Mountain at midnight.
The ghost of a planter in a hat is often distinguished in Butterfly Burn on a dark night burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost enjoys startling folks who come looking for ghosts in Estes Park.
A young girl wearing a blood-covered
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dress has been spotted on a small number of instances laundering a blood-covered pillow in Bridal Veil Falls very late at night.
A gargantuan waterbuck can repeatedly be witnessed by Cabin Rock screaming.
A Velociraptor has from time to time been perceived in the center of Alpine Brook attempting to exclaim something.
A massive
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panther is every now and then noticed at East Portal before sunrise flashing a kerosene lamp.
A guy with an axe in his head is known to have been distinguished on several occasions looking across Beaver Meadows at night. It has been said that this precise spirit can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Estes Park before the present.
A man's body having the head of a lizard may sometimes be witnessed in Big Gulch very late at night startling folks. According to the people who live here, this spirit is most likely the tormented spirit of a local who used to reside here in Estes Park.
Snow White has often been perceived repositioning orbs about down beside the shore at Cascade Lake.
A feminine figure is repeatedly perceived in a mobile home in Estes Park. A lot of locals claim this ghost is the undead soul of a former Estes Park resident. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A colossal doe is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances strolling by the side
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of a wild highway near Estes Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Estes Park
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Ghost Sightings From Estes Park
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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