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These are some lies we made up about Englewood.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was made out slurping regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Englewood.
A very large dingo materialized at Bear Creek late in the night throwing rocks into the current.
Leonardo da Vinci was seen on the peak of Ruby Hill late in the night gazing at the sight.
A huge dromedary was made out talking into the air as if someone else was in attendance.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a straw hat is frequently observed trying to find a person in Alamo Placita Park after midnight.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions walking a dog at the stroke of midnight on a shadowy Englewood street.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody wedding dress can often be spotted at Barnum Park Lake Dam after midnight looking at the vista. Locals here say that this phantom is that of a local who had a home here in Englewood in the past.
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guy with a sword in his head may be made out very often staring through residence windows in Englewood very late at night. One of the residents strongly argues that this spirit loves terrifying unwise folks who come searching for spirits in Englewood. In any event, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that any sensible person would not want to run into.
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ET from planet Jupiter has occasionally been perceived shining a lantern in Dad Clark Gulch before dawn.
A giant reindeer is every so often made out startling folks on the shore of Bowles Reservoir Number 1.
A gentleman's body with the head of a rat can every so often be observed watching shows in an Englewood living room at midnight. Some of the residents say this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Englewood a long time ago.
A womanly figure has often been seen going through garbage container on an Englewood residential road. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be left alone.
A colossal bear is regularly spotted looking furiously at the bystander in Barbour Ponds State Park right by the ranger station.
A space alien from another galaxy has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions in Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument quite near the park headquarters going mad.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword can regularly be seen on
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an Englewood residential street before dawn. It has been asserted that this particular spirit may well be a renowned past local of Englewood. No matter what folks state, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that is rather not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Englewood
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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