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These are some lies we made up about Denver.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every now and then been spotted at Barnum Park Lake Dam at midnight looking at the landscape.
An alien tourist from another world is occasionally spotted discussing into the air as if somebody besides was present.
The ghost of a young man having on a confederate uniform has purportedly been seen on one or two instances on a dark night exploring Dry Gulch in detail. According to the residents, this spirit may perhaps be a renowned days gone by inhabitant of Denver.
An ET from another galaxy can now and then be perceived facing the eye witness in Bear Creek.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft was noticed walking a Rottweiler at midnight on a shadowy Denver avenue.
An alien traveler from the cosmos came into view in Alamo Placita Park before sunrise hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
A colossal squirrel materialized staring through mobile home windows in Denver on a dark night.
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ghost of a bound up man was observed digging a crack in a canoe on Bowles Reservoir Number 1. When the bystander came into sight the ghost escaped. Loads of folks who live here claim this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Denver local resident.
Vincent van Gogh has regularly been observed gazing at the view from the top of Inspiration
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Point at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a hobo is regularly made out rummaging around in garbage cans on a Denver avenue. Locals here assert that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Denver some decades ago.
The spirit of a young-looking woman drenched in blood has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances on a Denver avenue very late at night.
A huge whale can repeatedly be seen floating in the air like a balloon in Denver.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may be observed often looking at a lady sleeping in a bed in a house in Denver.
An alien has every so often been seen reading a book in Barbour Ponds State Park at the ranger station.
An extremely large chipmunk is sometimes observed clutching a skull in Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument by the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has supposedly been noticed on several occasions in an autopart store in the Denver vicinity.
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and Gretel's mom may now and then be noticed trying on clothes in a Denver mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Denver
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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