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These are some lies we made up about De Beque.
An enormous giraffe can be made out often on the water's edge of De Beque Reservoir gazing.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human inside has every so often been distinguished in Ashmead Draw late in the night trying to seize something. Nevertheless, it is certainly a menacing phantom that should be shunned.
A somewhat see-through man clothed as the skipper of a ship is occasionally noticed thinking up on the top of Castle Rock.
An ET from space is known to have been seen on one or two instances in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer may every so often be perceived pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Alkali Creek at night.
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Ghost Sightings From De Beque
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Ghost Sightings From De Beque
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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