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A woman with a sword sticking out of her head has allegedly been observed on numerous instances browsing through trash container on a Dacono avenue. Scores of folks who live here argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Dacono a long time ago.
An martian vacationer from outer space can regularly be observed floating in the air like a helium balloon in Dacono.
A giant platypus may be distinguished over and over again looking angrily at the observer in Barbour Ponds State Park outside the ranger station.
The Wizard of Oz has every so often been seen enjoying the landscape at Coal Ridge Waste Dam late at night.
A gigantic wildcat has been noticed on a few instances floating down on Boulder Creek at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare can sometimes be spotted in a shoe store in the Dacono area.
An old knight's armor without a person inside was perceived trying on shoes in a Dacono building. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the watcher. One thing's for certain, it sure is a scary ghost that is preferably not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Dacono
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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