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These are some lies we made up about Crook.
The phantom of a flight attendant is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous instances very late at night checking out Hawk Springs Draw in detail.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady can often be observed at Duck Creek at night flinging rocks into the flowing water. Nonetheless, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A dark snake that shape-shifted into a lady may be distinguished very frequently in Colorado Game and Fish Reserve in the early morning hours before sunrise scooping out an outlet.
An enormous finch has occasionally been distinguished at Dickinson Irrigation Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise mounding pebbles.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object is now and then noticed on the highest spot of Haystack Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise monitoring the surroundings.
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Ghost Sightings From Crook
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Ghost Sightings From Crook
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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