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These are some lies we made up about Crestone.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is sometimes distinguished having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Crestone apartment howling.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object may every now and then be made out staring in Burnt Gulch very late at night.
A large bloodcurdling monster was witnessed being carried by a mule down a highway near Crestone.
A female in flames, clutching a kerosene container materialized late at night fluttering across Groundhog Basin. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being made out.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot was seen startling people by Phantom Terrace. Panicked by the observers the phantom departed into the night. Regardless of what folks utter, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that is preferably not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Crestone
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Ghost Sightings From Crestone
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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