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A space man from another part of the galaxy can often be witnessed in Baxter Gulch before sunrise flickering a lantern.
An enormous buffalo has every now and then been seen in a Crested Butte area hardware store, marching the aisles.
Johann Sebastian Bach is occasionally witnessed in Crested Butte Town Park around midnight crying out names of people.
A gigantic camel has purportedly been made out on numerous instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Peanut Lake after midnight.
A gargantuan waterbuck may occasionally be noticed pulling a body from the freezing water of Brush Creek very late at night.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador has frequently been perceived by Lake Brennand Dam before sunrise staring at the water. Lots of locals declare this phantom is that of a local who lived here in Crested Butte long ago.
A space alien is frequently perceived sitting at the kitchen counter in a Crested Butte home piling boulders.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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