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The phantom of a hobo is repeatedly witnessed glugging down water in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Creede. One thing is for certain, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you would not want to run into late in the night.
The ghost of an old hag has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances smoking a pipe near the water's edge at Lower Homestake Tailings Pond. Nonetheless, it's a creepy ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A lady's body with a goat's head can often be witnessed very late at night examining Dry Gulch in detail. In any case, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that should be stayed away from.
A semi decayed human corpse may be distinguished very frequently staring at the sight from the peak of Bachelor Mountain at midnight. Some of the locals argue this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Creede.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world has now and then been perceived staring at the water by Broadacre Lake Dam at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Creede
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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